#On The Way To Bree
Sam: What's that noise?
Pippin and Merry suddenly ran out of the corn into them, their arms full of vegetables.
Merry: We were just, uh, borrowing some vegetables......
at that moment, a loud shout and dogs barking sent Merry and Pippin, followed by Frodo and Sam to the road where they found......
Frodo: Uh, could we, uh, just get off the road for a sec?
Frodo: GET OFF THE ROAD!
they got off the road just in time, for a rider in black came into sight, and stopped and got off where they were hiding.
B.R#8: sniff, smell, Ring find Ring, sniff, smell, Ring find Ring!
Frodo: You have a one track mind
B.R#8: Mushrooms? where?
while B.R#8 went off looking for mushrooms, Frodo dragged the 3 mushroom addicts away.
#Bree: The Prancing Pony
Mr.Butterbur: Well, this is strange! 4 HOBBITS! what are your names?
Merry: we didn't expect this
Frodo: UH. yeah. Is Gandalf here?
Mr.Butterbur: Tall fellow, pointy hat, excessively fond of turning people into worms?
Mr.Butterbur: No. He got mad and left in a temper when I told him not to turn my guests into worms. I hope that's not inconvenient?
Frodo: No. It's very inconvenient. We'll stay the night. And we want food.
They went to the diner room, where Frodo disappeared, reappeared, met Strider, talked with him, and Strider got the hobbits to take rooms elsewhere, for that night............
B.R#1: Kill hobbits
B.R#2: Take Ring
B.R#3: Take Ring back to Mordor
B.R'S#4,5,6,7,8, & 9: Win war
They all cheered, and raised their daggers and tried to kill the pillows.
B.R#1: No hobbits
B.R#2: No Ring
B.R#3: Can't Ring back to Mordor
B.R 'S#4,5,6,7,8 & 9: Don't win war
where upon they all started to cry
B.R#1: Track hobbits and kill them
B.R#2: Take Ring to Mordor
B.R#3: Hey! I'M supposed to say that!
B.R#1: huh? whatever. get a move on and forget the mushrooms
they rode away, B.R#8 mumbling, "Mushrooms"
#On the way to Weathertop
Strider: Wake up rise and shine! The Riders are gone, the ponies are stolen, and we have to walk!
Frodo: Oh no. Not MORE walking! with heavy packs!
Strider: Oh yes! MORE walking! with heavy packs!
Sam: There's a pony called Bill waiting out side carrying all of our stuff.
Strider/Frodo/Merry/Pippin: Whaaaaaa? how did you know?!
Sam: I saw it in dream.
Frodo: No. GET MOVING AND FORGET THE MUSHROOMS
Pippin: Strider, What about breakfast?
Strider: You had breakfast.
Pippin: Apples don't count.