Thursday, 29 January 2015

Random Things

I've been told a couple times by different ppl that they like the randomness, so here's another Random Things!

Books I recommend:

The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan.  Amazing series. As they can be some time complicated to understand, I'd give them a 9/10

The Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini. Really good, the series is somewhat like LOTR. I'd give them a 10/10

Ranger's Apprentice by John Flanagan. They are good. I'd give them a 7/10

The Raven King Trilogy by Stephen R. Lawhead. AMAZING! I'd give them a 10/10


This month I got (much to my surprise and joy) 134 1+ on my Amy Lee edit and 63 1+  on  my Evanescence one. Thank you everyone!


                                                             Song of the Week:
 
I have decided to make Bofur's hat and Arwen's broach, as I can't decide which to do lol. But they might be awhile in coming as I have so much to do..
 
I recently got a Wattpad account, and I have three stories on there, so please follow, read, rate and share them!
 
sorry If this post isn't as random as you'd like, but I don't have a lot of time right now.
 
Namarie!
 
                                                                       



Sunday, 25 January 2015

The Mushroomship Of The Ring

 Sorry I havn't been posting lately, but I've been SO busy with school, and edits...and trying to keep up with G+...and do my chores too!
 
 
 
#Weathertop

Strider: We'll camp on this freaky hill we will.

he walked off looking for mushrooms

Frodo: uh, where are you going?

Strider: To find a mushroom

Frodo: okay

Sam/Merry/Pippin: Let's roast mushrooms!

Frodo: Good grief

                                                             Meanwhile......................


B.R#1: I smell.............mushrooms!

B.R#2: Where's the scent coming from?

B.R#1: Weathertop.

B.R#6: That freakin' hill over there?

B.R#1: course, dummy. it's the only hill around. Anyway, can't you smell the mushrooms?!

B.R#6:sniff, smell, yes, now that you mention it, I do.

B.R#1: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGH! IT'S IMBECILES LIKE YOU THAT MAKE MY JOB DIFFICULT! GET MOVING!

they all headed for the hill and the mushrooms, and started climbing

B.R#1: Kill hobbits

B.R#2: Get Ring

B.R#3: Take Ring to Mordor

B.R#4,5,6,7,8 & 9: WIN WAR!!!!!!!!

They all cheered loudly, which freaked the hobbits no end. They reached the top of the hill, and drew their weapons and cartwheeled over to the hobbits who were cowering in a circle.

Sam: No wonder Strider called this hill freaky. Have a mushroom?

B.R#1: No thanks. We've come here to kill you and take the Ring. We'll take the mushrooms from your dead bodies.

Sam: Oh. I see.

Frodo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH! They've got dollar-store-plastic-evil-mordor-blades!

Hobbits: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

B.RS:SCHREECH! SHRIEK!

Frodo(panting): must................................not..................eat..no..that's wrong...MUST NOT PUT ON RING!

At that moment he stuck the Ring on his finger, and he was able to see the Ringwraiths.

Frodo: Hey! their nothing but guys in long, tattered dressing gowns!

B.R#1(hurt expression visible only to Frodo): No, we are the Nazgul! the apples of Sauron's eye!

Frodo: Reallllllllllllllly? I could have sworn you were Nazgul in dressing gowns, not apples.

B.R#1: AAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

he started to pelt Frodo with some mushrooms, then realized his mistake, and stabbed wildly at Frodo, hitting him in the shoulder. There was an ominous 'CRACK!' as B.R#1's dollar-store-plastic-evil-mordor-blade broke, leaving a splinter in Frodo's shoulder.

Frodo: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !

B.R#1: Darn it. I knew Sauron should have bought the Target brand.

Strider(standing behind B.R#1 with 2 flaming torches):I SEE FIRE! I SEE FIRE INSIDE THE MOUNTAIN! I SEE FIRE BURNING THE TREES! I SEE FIIRE HOLLOWING SOULS! I SEE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRE BURN IN THE BREEZE!

B.R#1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!! where?!

He turned around and Strider shoved the torch in his face.

B.R#1: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! IT BURNS! I see fiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrreeeeee in my face!

Strider was having the time of his life, catching the other B.RS on fire, while singing "I SEEEEE FIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEE'


Finally, the Ringwraiths ran in fear of the fire and Strider's terrible singing, crying about something about not winning the war, and not getting the mushrooms. Frodo pulled off the Ring and fell to the ground, hugging his shoulder.

Frodo: aagggghhhhhhhh

Strider: Oh dear me. Oh well, let's get going to Rivendell.

Sam: Will he die?

Strider: That depends on whether  or not we get there in time.

Sam: Oh. I see. Have a mushroom?


Monday, 19 January 2015

Chocolate(A book tag)


                                  Dark Chocolate(a book that covers a dark topic)
                                    hm....I don't think I have read any dark books.

                                  White Chocolate(a light and humorous read)
                                                   Definitely the Hobbit.

                                   Milk Chocolate(a book with a lot of hype that you are dying to read)
                                                 Divergent and Hunger Games


                                Caramel filled Chocolate(a book that makes you feel all gooey inside)
                                        hm....The last book of The Heroes of Olympus

                                Wafer-less Kit Kat( a book that surprised you)
The Wheel of Time: The Fires of Heaven, because Moiraine died. I thought she was going to live. And then she died killing Lanfear.

                                 Snickers(a book your going nuts about)
books 4 and 5 of Ranger's Apprentice('cause I haven't read them yet)

                                   Hot Chocolate with Mini Marshmallows(a book you turn to for comfort)
                                    LOTR. Whenever I feel down, out come these books.

                                   A Box of Chocolates(a series you feel has something for everyone)
                                            hm...Ranger's Apprentice or Inheritance

                                                   Now for Tagging!

Beth P. http://adventuresofanelvenprincess.blogspot.ca/p/about-moi.html

The Kawaii Vampire. http://thekawaiivampire.blogspot.ca/?view=classic

Sarah H.  http://thisismyfathersworldphotography.blogspot.ca/

Tuesday, 13 January 2015

The Mushroomship of the Ring

 
#On The Way To Bree

Sam: What's that noise?

Pippin and Merry suddenly ran out of the corn into them, their arms full of vegetables.

Pippin: uh

Merry: We were just, uh, borrowing some vegetables......

at that moment, a loud shout and dogs barking sent Merry and Pippin, followed by Frodo and Sam to the road where they found......

Sam/Merry/Pippin: Mushrooms!

Frodo: Uh, could we, uh, just get off the road for a sec?

Sam/Merry/Pippin: Mushrooms.............mushrooms.......

Frodo: Guys?

Sam/Merry/Pippin: WHAT?!

Frodo: GET OFF THE ROAD!

Sam/Merry/Pippin(mournfully): Mushrooms.............

they got off the road just in time, for a rider in black came into sight, and stopped and got off where they were hiding.

B.R#8: sniff, smell, Ring find Ring, sniff, smell, Ring find Ring!

Frodo: You have a one track mind

Sam/Merry/Pippin(dreamily) Mushrooms.............

B.R#8: Mushrooms? where?

Sam/Merry/Pippin(dreamily) Mushrooms.............Mushrooms

while B.R#8 went off looking for mushrooms, Frodo dragged the 3 mushroom addicts away.


#Bree: The Prancing Pony

Mr.Butterbur: Well, this is strange! 4 HOBBITS! what are your names?

Frodo: uh

Sam: uh

Merry: we didn't expect this

Pippin(dreamily):Mushrooms.....................

Mr.Butterbur: MUSHROOMS?

Frodo: UH. yeah. Is Gandalf here?

Mr.Butterbur: Tall fellow, pointy hat, excessively fond of turning people into worms?

Frodo/Sam/Merry/Pippin: Yes

Mr.Butterbur: No. He got mad and left in a temper when I told him not to turn my guests into worms. I hope that's not inconvenient?  

Frodo: No. It's very inconvenient. We'll stay the night. And we want food.

Sam/Merry/Pippin: Mushrooms..................

They went to the diner room, where Frodo disappeared, reappeared, met Strider, talked with him, and Strider got the hobbits to take rooms elsewhere, for that night............

B.R#1: Kill hobbits

B.R#2: Take Ring

B.R#3: Take Ring back to Mordor

B.R'S#4,5,6,7,8, & 9: Win war

They all cheered, and raised their daggers and tried to kill the pillows.

B.R#1: No hobbits

B.R#2: No Ring

B.R#3: Can't Ring back to Mordor

B.R 'S#4,5,6,7,8 & 9: Don't win war

where upon they all started to cry

B.R#1: Track hobbits and kill them

B.R#2: Take Ring to Mordor

B.R#3: Hey! I'M supposed to say that!

B.R#8: mushrooms

B.R#1: huh? whatever. get a move on and forget the mushrooms

they rode away, B.R#8 mumbling, "Mushrooms"


#On the way to Weathertop                                                                   

Strider: Wake up rise and shine! The Riders are gone, the ponies are stolen, and we have to walk!

Frodo: Oh no. Not MORE walking! with heavy packs!

Strider: Oh yes! MORE walking! with heavy packs!

Sam: There's a pony called Bill waiting out side carrying all of our stuff.

Strider/Frodo/Merry/Pippin: Whaaaaaa? how did you know?!

Sam: I saw it in dream.

Strider/Frodo/Merry/Pippin: Oooooooooooooooooh.

Merry/Sam/Pippin(hopefully): Mushrooms?

Frodo: No. GET MOVING AND FORGET THE MUSHROOMS

                                                    LATER:

Pippin: Strider, What about breakfast?

Strider: You had breakfast.

Pippin: Apples don't count.

Strider: Your fat. You need to fast

Saturday, 10 January 2015

The Mushroomship of the Ring: a Fellowship parody by Mironiel Blokzyl of Middle-earth

NOTE: I have been told that 'mushrooms' is a drug. The mushrooms in my fanfic are NOT the drug, they are the vegetable. Please bear that in mind while reading this.

                                             THE MUSHROOMSHIP OF THE RING



#The Shire

Frodo: Gandalf!

Gandalf: Frodo my dear lad! GET IN THE CART!

Frodo(hurt expression): Fine. Whatcha doing here?

Gandalf: DO NOT MEDDLE IN THE AFFAIRS OF WIZARDS, OR THEY WILL TURN YOU INTO A MAGNIFICENT WORM.

Frodo(not listening to Gandalf's warning):Do you know you are a disturber of the peace?

Gandalf: Wormacadabra!

Frodo: huh?

Gandalf: Why didn't it work? no matter. Take me to your uncle, Frodo

Frodo: Why?

Gandalf: Because I need to steal your uncle's Ring in a roundabout way and send someone on a life threatening quest to destroy it.

Frodo: oh I see.


#The Party

Bilbo(maniacal laugh): HAHA I DONT LIKE HALF OF YOU AND I DONT KNOW HALF OF YOU! GOODBYE LOSERS!  
he vanished in a cloud of smoke and a BANG!


#The Ring

Frodo: Take it! Gandalf! please take it!

Gandalf: Stop cowering like a magnificent worm, and get on your way to Rivendell.

Frodo: huh?

Gandalf: You promised, remember?

Frodo: I did? (he looked extremely confused) I never said anything about going to Rivendell.

Gandalf: You have 1 minute to pack.

He suddenly pulled Samwise Gamgee out of the garden.

Gandalf: Samwise Gamgee! tell me everything you heard, or I'll turn you
into a magnificent worm!

Sam: Worm? Yes magnificent things worms are. Good for the garden

Gandalf(sigh): go pack Sam

Sam: huh?

Gandalf(with exaggerated patience): Your going with Frodo

Sam: oh. I see. What about the worms?


thx for reading! There's LOTS more to come! please comment and tell me what you think, and please, no plagiarizing! This story is very precious to me! :)